My Ass is Definitely Bigger

Yesterday I decided to bust out the tape measure so I could order some booty shorts, and I was struck by how many inches my hips have grown. Which may be the cause for some alarm in most women but actually makes me a little proud. I've always been built like a 12-year-old boy, so the fact that I have any curve-age at all is encouraging. Just like when I was in ballet and I built my arch up, derby has allowed me to build my ass up.