SEASON 1 UNHINGED RECAP!

Don’t feel like reading all 130 pages of Season 1? Then check out this unhinged recap, where I condense all the romance and action into 5 pages!

SEASON 2 UNHINGED RECAP!

Don’t feel like reading all 130 pages of Season 2? Then check out this unhinged recap, where I condense all the romance and action into 5 pages!

CHARACTER LIST

MAGS - Shy career gal just trying to make it in the assassin business who's definitely not interested in love

KURT - Post-college jock figuring out his next move in the real world who's definitely not interested in love

JAMIE - Mags's BFF and romance consultant who encounters some love snares of her own

TRENT - Kurt's BFF and all around good time bro

TARA - Kurt’s date who has some aggressive secrets

JASON - Mags’s first date with a fellow assassin who might just understand what she’s going through (and have secrets of his own)

ADELE CARMICHAEL - Mags’s boss who aims to keep Mags close, and Jamie closer. Are her motives good, or …?

JANE - Kurt’s perfect new girlfriend who definitely doesn’t know about his past with Mags.

AUSTIN - Jason’s former coworker, Mags’s former enemy, and Dustin’s twin who could cause some shit to come to light.

VANESSA - Bad-ass head of the Erinyes who knows a little sumpin about Mags’s parents’ past.

DECLAN - Mags’s dad who’s been incarcerated most of her life, and holds some secrets about her heritage.

BRENDA - Mags’s mom (deceased) Erinye, fierce protector, lots of history to be explored.

DUSTIN - Jason’s former BF, Austin’s twin, and DAGDA Loyalist who may/may not hold a deep-seated grudge against Mags.

REAGAN - Half-Brother to Mags, current restaurant owner.

BRIGID - Mags’s Aunt, Declan & Coilin’s sister, questionable heir to the DAGDA throne.

COILIN - Head of DAGDA, holding onto secrets and trying to lure Mags into working for them.

BILL - Demolitions expert, Jason’s co-worker, fan of everything Gregor does.

ERIN - Office Flirt, officially clues Jamie into useful gossip.

GREGOR - Tech and Science expert at Valhalla, hates social interaction.

SHARON - One part of the Protection Squad, BFFs with Claudette, Claire, and Brenda.

CLAUDETTE - One part of the Protection Squad, BFFs with Sharon, Claire, and Brenda. Clover’s crush.

CLAIRE - One part of the Protection Squad, BFFs with Sharon, Claudette, and Brenda. Not a fan of Declan.

GRAMS - Mags’s grandmother who raised her. Has increasing dementia, an adorable German Shepherd, and likes Kurt.

CLOVER - Jamie’s BFF and die hard Erinye who has a huge crush on Claudette and a love of romance novels.

JESSICA - College BFF of Mags, one of the reasons Mags got into the Assassin Business.

GWEN - Bartender at Head Shots, former agent injured before she could get assigned an agency.

NIAMH - Aunt to Declan, Coilin, and Brigid who raised them, and has a hardline approach to DAGDA.

ELEANOR - Jason’s neighbor across the hall who’s very invested in his comings and goings.