2.28.04 Ladies and Gentlemen, obnoxious photos . . .

2.25.04 Well helllooo everyone, I am officially back on the east coast, and I still haven't unpacked yet. But things will be posted soon (and by things I mean obnoxious pictures) so stay tuned! And a big shout out to all those who bought my book. Yay!!

2.15.04 Finally the update has appeared! That's it for this week, since I leave at butt o'clock in the morning on Thursday to fly out to San Francisco. Again, a shout out to any G&U fans on the west coast, in the vicinity of APE, come out and see me next weekend! There'll be free candy and Gods & Undergrads books involved!

2.14.04 Kerry is the one who really loves me. Not only did she get me a valentine, but it was in the form of a portfolio book filled with pictures of Tom Welling. *Sigh* Good times. . . Also today is Dan's birthday, so Dan, a very mary 25th to you!

2.11.04 I've decided so far this week to be not so much productive as clumsy. After sucking horribly at volleyball on Monday night, bruising my finger, almost landing on a guy at volleyball Tuesday night, repeatedly forgetting to do things I've been meaning to do, making my left eye sore and just now getting marshmallow in my hair, I'm calling it a night.

2.8.04 Sorry guys, no update as of yet, due to pre-APE preparation craziness! I for one think that's a great excuse, so obviously I'm going to keep using it. Update should appear in the not-too-distant future, however.

2.3.04 As a tribute to the fact that winter still has its bitterly cold grip on Maryland (and my hands -- egads my knuckles bleed when I clench my fists), I am compiling some of the highlights of cold weather that I've experienced thus far:

- Several mornings I've confidently strolled to my car only to slip and gingerly baby-step the rest of the way.
- I had to pull over mid-morning drive to free my windshield wiper fluid jets of ice, only to have a scary toothless woman approach me and ask if I could help her get clothes out of the trash.
- I still see the feisty 60-year-old jogger, though sadly he's turned in his American flag ass shorts for more respectable spandex pants.
- My mom declared we were in for a heat wave because the weather was reaching 35 degrees.
- Kerry screaming at me to get out of the way because icicles have no purpose other than to kill people.
- Being dragged out of my bed while home sick in order to unearth my car from snow and ice so the plow people could clear the parking lot.
- Being appalled at the dryness of my hands while joining in a "Side Out!" cheer with my volleyball teammates.
- Slipping on the ice in front of my car door, causing me to grab onto the roof of my car to keep from doing the splits in front of a busload of people.

. . . I think that's all I have for now, but oh ho ho don't worry, we're expecting some freezing rain tomorrow!

2.1.04 Smallville has officially become my new obsession. Even though this weekend I did also manage to get really drunk, meet new people, and see old friends, it was mainly all about the Smallville. Sigh.